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  • #2
    Hi there
    Battlenet tag: lynspottery#1834

    WoW Horde/Kul Tiras: Friedbones (lock), Auryon (hunter), Agnees (shaman)
    WoW Alliance/Anvilmar: Nylie (priest), Lapaau (Shaman) (Lapa'au = medicinal healing)

    On hiatus: GW2: Myli Tealeaf (ranger), Lyns Shaddow (mesmer)
    Rift: Mortticia (mage), Nyl (dps warrior), Lyn (cleric), Arrat (ranger)

    Retired:
    EQII: Mayati, Skittza, Draknyl, Krilyn ~ SWTOR: Kri'lyn, Matsotg

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    • #3
      fffffffffff
      Steam ID: [OTG] Revzman
      Origin ID: RevZMan123
      EVE Online (Current Co-CL): Flyint Reverente +5
      SWTOR (Former XO/Recruiting Officer): D'Veena, Flyint, OTG-CXWllX, and way too many more to list


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      • #4
        In with "Eve is dying" before Phlor.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Carisa View Post
          In with "Eve is dying" before Phlor.
          I see what you did there.

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          • #6
            It must be Phlors fault that the Forums look like this now.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Gaufres View Post
              It must be Phlors fault that the Forums look like this now.
              I resemble that remark

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              • #8
                Ping!
                http://ovalkwiki.com/The+Seventy+Max...ve+Mercenaries I'm no mercenary but some of these fit Eve So well! Like 15 "only you can prevent friendly fire" or 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a really big gun" And 34. "If your leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun."

                Eve Toons:
                Khorguul Taravel, shootist
                Artanis Sotken, bubbler/shootist
                Naradas Ernaga, Carrier/Logistics/Triage specialist
                Tyler Vernen, ecm specialist

                PI slaves:
                Ragunath Rao
                Shakuntala Rao
                Irina Macrem

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gaufres View Post
                  It must be Phlor's fault that the Forums look like this now.
                  I think it is Phlor's fault. This is how. One day, Phlor said, "Eve is dying." Which is a normal thing for Phlor to say. As this is the OLD Timers Guild, some unidentified old person misheard what Phlor had said hearing, "The forum is dying." Very shocked at what he heard, the old person began telling everyone about the ill fated forum. The news spread like a wild fire in a dry forgotten crispy yellow tall grass, in summertime. Hushed versions of Phlor's quote circulated around until it was heard by one Jayden K. Smith, a 15 year old boy who had nothing better to do than to quickly hack the OTG Forum out of existence. After this had happened, the forums were for all intents and purposes, dead. When word arrived of this news to the OTG administration, one of the administrators (it is not known who as this all happened in the admin forum which is very private and very secret) put his or her coffee or tea down, leaned over as far as he or she would reach behind him or her and pushed a button with a length of silver duct tape pasted underneath with the words, "Back-Up" written on the tape with a black Sharpie. Almost immediately a great succession of beeps could be heard as if a giant truck was backing up outside of the building. During this time, the Administration staff member sipped on his or her tea or coffee, quietly. After a few moments, an egg timer finished and the backup was complete. Having heard this, the Administration team member stood up tea or coffee in hand, turned around, and walked over to a locked cabinet. The Admin member opened the cabinet with his or her admin key. Inside the cabinet was a small metal door with the words LE FREEPORT stenciled in on it and a small 10 digit keypad underneath. The Administration Team Member entered the seven digit code with a succession of 7 beeps. A moment later an almost inaudible click could be heard and the small metal door came ajar gasping for air as it had had none for a very long while. The team member opened the metal door and gazed upon a glass case with a cubical glowing red button on the inside. I would like to tell you that the button was to unlock a passageway, that lead to a hallway with bio-metric scanners at the end which opened a vault door where armed guards asked you very personal questions to gain entry to the OTG vault. A thought that one may have come to by knowing the significance of the words on the metal door...but under the glowing red button was length of silver duct tape pasted underneath with the words, "Upgrade Forum" written on the tape with a black Sharpie. The team member took a sip of tea or coffee as he or she lifted the glass case and pushed the glowing red button as it made a very mechanical "click" noise. The only indication that could ever had been deduced that the button had been pushed was that the button instead of a steady glow, now flicked on and off at about the rate of any standard turning signal in a car and made about the same sound. While this was happening, the team member sipped some more coffee or tea, quietly. After a few moments a digitized voice stated, "Upgrade Complete!" The Administration team member closed the glass case, secured the metal door and re locked the cabinet. He or She refreshed his or her tea or coffee and went back to sit at the table with the laptop in the unidentified room in the unidentified building at the unidentified space-time coordinates, quietly. So yes, it is all Phlor's fault.

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                  • #10
                    This is the best post about the state of the forums ever. ProvokeMe lolz
                    Steam ID: [OTG] Revzman
                    Origin ID: RevZMan123
                    EVE Online (Current Co-CL): Flyint Reverente +5
                    SWTOR (Former XO/Recruiting Officer): D'Veena, Flyint, OTG-CXWllX, and way too many more to list


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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by B. B. King
                      The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you
                      Originally posted by Neil DeGrasse Tyson
                      I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.

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                      • #12
                        Think about it, he seems to know way too much about the secret, back room operations of OTG. He must have Russian Hackers looking into things keeping him informed.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gaufres View Post
                          Think about it, he seems to know way too much about the secret, back room operations of OTG. He must have Russian Hackers looking into things keeping him informed.
                          Originally posted by RevZMan View Post
                          This is the best post about the state of the forums ever. ProvokeMe lolz
                          Feel free to offer this up as cannon as to the switch of forums...and possibly a shiny new title more about my great exploits in combat and less about my mom. =D

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                          • #14
                            Makes total sense to me.
                            http://ovalkwiki.com/The+Seventy+Max...ve+Mercenaries I'm no mercenary but some of these fit Eve So well! Like 15 "only you can prevent friendly fire" or 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a really big gun" And 34. "If your leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun."

                            Eve Toons:
                            Khorguul Taravel, shootist
                            Artanis Sotken, bubbler/shootist
                            Naradas Ernaga, Carrier/Logistics/Triage specialist
                            Tyler Vernen, ecm specialist

                            PI slaves:
                            Ragunath Rao
                            Shakuntala Rao
                            Irina Macrem

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Winterborn View Post
                              Makes total sense to me.
                              Sounds legit
                              Last edited by phlor; 07-17-2017, 08:07 PM.

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